Weather to be A OK
Independent Shell Weather Service after careful analyses of all factors over the past 15 years has announced that weather for the next 78 years will be A OK and that we have nothing to worry about.
However they are not sure what will happen after the period of 78 years expires.
“We really have no idea what will happen after - the planet could explode in half or we could be just fine for another couple of centuries - no one can be sure - however we are dead sure on next 78 years and no one should really worry about anything since most of us will end our lives with OK weather” said the Independent Shell center portparoll.
Most “trully” independent scientific metheorological centers have immediatelly announced that this is bullshit.
“Its fucking bullshit! We have all these hurricanes and weird weather happening everywhere on daily basis, I mean, these people are crazy. I do not know who is behind them! Aliens? Oil companies?” said the president of United Nations.
Inspite the controversy many people have been relieved that they will not have any bad weather while they are alive. Only a minority raised a question about the quality of life for their children and their children but that was hush hushed very quickly.
