Sleeping after 8am syndrome
“Sleeping after 8am syndrome” is a new disease discovered and documented by the World Medical Authority.
After sadness and lethargy have been clasified as depression (a disease) and than have been offered a chemical treatment pharma companies have discovered a new way of improving the world - naming standard yet not efficient human conditions and eliminating them through chemical treatments.
Soon after the depression has been solved, obessity has been put on the daily grind with new media campaigns and new costly chemical treatments.
“Our country GDP has grown by 2 points since we started battling depression and by 1 point since we started fighting obessity. I think that after we are done with obessity we will have an increase of another 3 points. Imagine the savings once we lower the overall weight of the nation by couple of billion tons. How much less fuel will be used for cars and airplanes, and how much fast people will move on the streets.” said the President of USA.
“We always had a problem with people that overslept. It is a real problem you know. If people do not wake up at 8am - just like I do every single day - than overall productivity of the entire nation drops. What else can you call this but a disease. These people are sick and they need to be cured! Immediatelly!” commented the lead scientist on Sleeping after 8am syndrome (SA8S) project.
It is estimated that once the SA8S is cured with the help of expensive chemical treatments the GDP will raise by another 5 points. Partially this will be due to increase pharma sales and partially due to people waking up early and working to kill additional morning time.
