Saddam Hussein must die
Saddam Hussein was found guilty and sentenced to death.
But because most of the world audience does not approve of death penalty, the court wanted to make an effort and grant Saddam some choice on how he will die. Purpose of this is making the whole experience more democratic and acceptable for nicer people that don’t like the death penalty so much.
He has offered following death options:
1) Death by being ran over by a stampedo of angry cows with dirty feet
2) Death by drinking hot luiquid lead
3) Death by having his heart taken out by a rheumatic half-blind old woman with a rusty old tea spoon
4) Death by being used for Nazi style human medical testing
5) Death as a dummy in car testing
6) Death by hanging… by the balls
7) Death by eating broken glass covered with a very very spicy Sumatra sauce
Death by stupidity
9) Death by a public lynch that would make the start of New York marathon look lethargic
10) Death by eating rotten remains of his dead sons
Saddam was given 30 seconds to make his choice or file an apeal. More info will follow.
