Robin Williams and Mel Gibson drunk
Robin Williams and Mel Gibson have been found half dead drunk in the NYC JFK airport.
After the new security rules that shampoos and liquids are not allowed on airplanes (so terrorists would not have a chance to get rid of dandruft just before they crash the airplane) Robin Williams and Mel Gibson were not allowed to take their liquor on the airplane and they did not want to throw away so they decided to drink it all on spot.
Apparently Williams had three bike cases completely packed with vodka (total of 231 bottles) and Gibson had seven suitcases full of red wine and whiskey.
Williams has succesfully for many years pretended to be a cycling fan so he would not cause any suspicion when he travelled with bike bags. It allowed him to carry such enormous amounts of alcohol.
Within several hours they drank half of what they had and started to invite bypassers to share their misery. At some point Robin Williams admited he was gay and Mel Gibson admited he was actually 87 years old.
“I can not let my audience know my age, if they find out I aged so much they will realize that so much time passed and that they also aged a lot and that we will all die very soon. So I have to pretend that I am still at least middle aged. It would be a huge worldwide shock. It is estimated that between million and two million people would die if they realized that I was so old. Please dont tell anyone.” begged Gibson.
Williams mostly vomited and yelled he hates cycling.
They are still drunk and half dead at the JFK airport.
