Richest man in the world

Romano Kurzuwitch aka Beanball, native of Gruzia, is the richest man alive, reports an independent study from London based Wealth Institute.
This news has came as a surprise to many who believed that the richest men should come from richest countries like USA or Japan.
Problem was that most media that has conducted similar research before has been forced by redearship not to present correct and truthful information. Instead media always tended to present one of the locals are the most powerful individual. This would boost local self-esteem and insure more belief in the success of local systems and would also prove to be a great advertising system.
But the reality is much harsher.
The richest man in the world is a village criminal from Gruzia that has accumulated his wealth through gazillion microcredits in the mountains of Asia. He used no computers and can hardly use a cellphone. His company is not on any stock market and he has no interest in politics (as long as politics have no interest in sheep). He does not have a PR campaign nor a charitable foundation although he is considered generous by those close to him.
“I started with one sheep now I have many sheep. I do not like computers. If I keep track of my business than government can take money from me. This way only Romano knows - and now your magazine.” Romano comments.
Romano has seven children from two marriages but is currently single which makes him one of the best catches around. It is estimated that he is worth 150 billion usd in land, sheep, cows, cabage, rice and village energy supply.
“I enjoy life as much as possible. In the winter we go hunting and in the summer we go hunting. But in the winter we hunt different animals from summer. Sometimes same animals. I do not know. I give advice and I give gifts to people around me. It is important to be good when you are rich. Help the villages grow.” finishes Romano.