Ali Baba at Guantanamo bay
Today White House press conference announced that IDNKAICIA (Illegal Department noone knows about in CIA) has finally captured, after 25 years of search, one of the top 10 most wanted terrorists, Ali Baba.
Ali Baba has been the head of the international terrorist organization that consisted of 40 bandits and has organized and supervised numerous terrrist attacks in US and worldwide from his cover business - Sesame deli located two blocks from CIA offices in Washington, D.C.
After his capture he was secretly transported to Guantamo bay where he immediatelly started a hunger strike by limiting his calorie intake to under 2500kCal a day. Alibaba announced on his website that he is protesting against inhumane treatment in already notorious Guantanamo bay, while CIA issued a press release that this hunger strike is not motivated by a protest but by “aesthetical improvement”.
Hopefully Ali Baba will live long enough to be prosecuted and put to trial since average time period between capture and prosecution for Guantanamo prisoners is believed to be 98 years (source: CNN).
In the mean time CIA has stated that it intends to intensify the fight against terrorism and plans to capture many oother terrrists including Robin Hood.
