Pirates mania

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Pirates of the Careebean sequel Dead Man’s Chest has been a smashing hit at the box office and is on the way to become a teenage lifestyle altering inspiration.

Many movies have inspired lifestyles - ever since Nazi propaganda has pioreened indoctrination of youth into Nazi youth have movie producers hoped to create alternative realities for the easily submissive and chemically inballanced teenagers and profit from sales of accesorriez and merchandize.

Pirates of the Careebean is one the most successful lifestyles inspired by the movie so far, creating almost dozen groups of teenagers that have quit highschool and hijiacked ships and started robbing and terrorizing the seas around Florida, Cuba, Jamaica and even Western Africa.

This phenomenon first occured when three teenagers in Oklahoma have watched Pirates of the Careebean movie and decided their current lifestyle is too boring compared to pirates lifestyle. The next night they ran away from home, hitched rides to Florida, stole a fishing yacht and within a week robben several other fishing and tourist ships and disapeared somewhere around Brazil.

Problem occured when the number of teenage pirate gangs became so big that they started fighting each other for territory. There is also a story that the first pirate gang from Oklahoma has retired and hidden their tressures somewhere in the Greek islands.

Authorities have trouble putting this phenomenon under control, but it is believed that soon they will have to cooperate with the gangs and use them in their fight against illegal immigrants from Cuba. It is believed that teenage pirat gangs will put fear into Cuban and other immigrants and therefore lower the rate of immigration.

However this phenomenon is not as disturbing as the lifestyle inspired by the Braveheart when thousands of Scottismen started attacking Englishmen with knives and swords.

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