Pamela Anderson pregnant with twins
It was reported yesterday that Pamela Anderson is pregnant with twins.
However in this morning press conference at the UN building in New York Pamela Anderson announced that she is not pregnant with twins and that this impression is caused by her cleavage.
“I do not know how is it possible for someone to become a reporter and not know that when a woman is pregnant her stomach is supposed to get bigger not her tits.” said the famous pin up. “I will definitely have to sue the newspaper that annouced such a news. This is a very bad joke.”
Newspaper PR liaison replied that they were not fooled by Pamela’s brests but by the size of her stomach which was unusually enlarged after she exited a local all you can eat beaf stakes for 5 USD restaurant.
“She looked like she was going to give birth to twins when she came out of that restaurant, but when I think better she was normal before she came in. I guess she ate a lot.”
Restaurant staff confirmed that Pamela ate a total of 143 beaf stakes and went to the bathroom around 4 times - last time she spent more than 20 minutes on the toilet.
Aparently the story about her twins is not true.
