EU cancells visas for Serbian citizens
Monday, November 30th, 2009
EU has confirmed the cancellation of visas for citizens of Serbia starting of 19th December, 2009.
Serbian government and businesses will organize all available transport on 00:00 on 19th December for some 3,5 million Serbs which registered to move to EU countries.
It is estimated there is a need for some 150.000 buses, 200.000 cars and 5.000 airplanes.
Project of this size has been met with eager planning and vehicles have been sourced from all over the world. One of the largest assistants was Republic of China.
China first offered consulting and know-how on more covert immigration tactics but eventually gave up on explaining things to Serbs and donated some 50% of the vehicles.
It is estimated that 3,5 Serbs will probably spend all their savings on wine and fashion clothing in the first 45 minutes after what they will dwell jobless and complaining in major cities for another 2 years before they finally return to Serbia. The money spent (estimated 50-75 billion EURO) will give EU the necessary economic boost to exit the financial crisis. Serbia will not suffer financial crisis due to lack of any financial monitoring.