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Matt Groening was outraged today to find out that Chinese production company has produced an illegal copy of Simpsons called Mim Psons.

Shows has the same characters, design, plots and gags as the original Simpsons but is in Chinese and features adjusted names and oriental face featres. For example Homer Simpson is Gomer Mim Pson, Bart Simpson is Burt Mim Pson, Marge Simpson is Zar Gee Mimp Son, Barney is Marney, and Moe is Mau. Show is produced and designed by Maht Groh Ning.

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Donatella Versace was found dead at one of her 45 villas (all on lake Como). Police has concluded that she died of self inflicted paper cuts.

Just the night before Donatella organized a party for her best customers. Apparently the party was mostly visited by Russian mafia, Lithianian homosexuals and American second rate hip-hop stars. Once she realized who is her true audience she decided to take her own life. It took her 18 hours to kill herself using only A4 size paper.

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Internet celebrity Kimbo Slice, after he has learned he is not able to run either for Universe or World presidency, has downgraded his ambition to becoming the next President of United States - announced his psychiatrist at the press conference this weekend.

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