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Slovenia has been considered the most progressive new member of European Union and recently it has improved on its standard even more.

European cultures have always been based on a certain level of aggression and intolerance which in fact has fueled the creativity and exploration. This energy has helped European cultures conquer large parts of the world and also irradicate weaker genes from the gene pool.

However Slovenia has never had such a history or tendency and therefore has always felt left out of the “big boys” talk in European Union atmosphere - until recently. (more…)

Greek Olympic Commeety has announced yesterday that it has finally finalized the preparations for 2004 Olympic Games only to realize that they were 2 years late.

They have moved 100.000 ugly and ungreek people away from Athens into the underground caves and have finished painting the park benches as part of the beutification of the Athens for the Olympic games.

“It was important for us that when people visit Athens they do not see any ugly or ethnically confusing individuals. All of this was part of making our guests feel more safe and relaxed during the Games.” announced the director of Greek Olympic Commeety.

Unfortunatelly during the press conference on which they announced a newsreporter summed the courage to tell them that Athens Olympic Games have been finished 2 years ago. Initial reaction was that the reporter is a traitor but when the adrenalin washed out of the heads they realized he was right.

However they decided to still keep the ugly people under the ground since it does improve the city.