New species discovered
Scientists have discovered a new human species. After discoveries of hobit like human creatures on Java islands and furios discussions on connections between neandarthal and cromagnon man (sexual relationships) a new discovery has been made.
The growing army of extremely obese (fat) people has forced anthropologists to classify them as a new human species called homo extra. Actually request for the formation of new species of humanoids has came directly from the united international orgnizations for obese.
“I think they were bored by being looked upon as so different and it apeared to them this is a good solution that would make everybody happy - classify them as new humanoid species” says director of Anthropological Taxonomy Institute in NY.
The new species difers form homo sapiens mostly by body fat percentage which must be above 65% for someone to be classified as homo extra.
This action has inspired many other groups of people to request their own disclasificaion from the general homo sapiens group into more special and descriptive species - blacks have finally admited they are not same as whites (even thought it was obvious from the very first day when blacks and whites met) and have requested classification as homo negro.
“Why was anyone even thinking we are all same species, it makes no sense, must have been some crazy enthusiast ages ago. I agree there are some similarities but at the end there are so many differences. No need to pretend we are same. Now we can all be different.” said John Smith, regular user of recreational drugs and a supermarket employee.
