Miss Universe comes from Puerto Rico
The Rich Harbour (Puerto Rico translaed into english) is trully rich this week because the new Miss Universe winner is a 12 year old Puerto Rican citizen, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza.
“I am so happy that I won, I am sure that this will raise the GDP of my country by many percentages, I was always motivated by this, I worked so hard for my country, for past 8 years I have been subjected to extreme preparations so today I would win. Thank you everybody!”
Zuleyka fainted shortly after she won but this was caused, as her team manager announced, to be caused by her strict diet of eating green food on Sundays and pink food on Wednesdays. She is also allowed to eat whatever she wants every third Monday but she uses this opportunity to eat sponsored food - companies like McDonalds and BurgerKing would pay her to eat their food and the profits would be donated to Miss Universe training camp in Puerto Rico.
Donald Trump, the owner of Miss Universe, has said that he is very impressed by dedication of young Zuleyka and that he is considering her for his secretary - if she fullfills all necessary conditions for US Green Card.
Donald Trum purchased the competition as a way to find dates but soon realized the potential of the event and decided to take it more seriously.
“First I thought that Miss Universe should become an Olympic sport and than I met with all the guys from the Olympic commeette and they were very stiff and boring, lots of rules, paperwork, you know - I think they wanted money from me - than I thought maybe I should just buy the Olympic Movement - sarcastic name isnt it - but as soon as I got into it a bit more I started getting headaches and I ran away from all that gray - thats how I call bad business nowdays - so now I am not sure what I will do with Miss Universe - I know its a good business” said Donald Trump.
Zuleyka will go home to Puerto Rico on Wednesday for one day to say hi to her parents and than is obligated to participate in more than 500 charitable meetings and promotions over the next 3 years. She will complete the elementary schooling through Internet.
