Michael Jackson to marry again
Michael Jackson has announced he will marry again, but he says he does not know to whom, when and where.
His spokesperson said that inspite obvious confusion about major choices related to Michael Jackson’s marriage he is determined to marry again and senses that this will be a human being of opposite gender, short but not too short, a good cook, without any disaease and with healthy teeth.
Non profit organization Women that hate Jacko (WTHJ) has immediatelly issued a protest: We hate Jacko.
Michael Jackson has been forced by WTHJ comment to change his statement and include a possibility of marrying a human male as well.
July 13th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
this is neither creative, nor clever. michael jackson is the king of motherfuckin pop culutre,,, you ninjas
August 23rd, 2006 at 8:27 am
Petwon, i agree with u.