Maradona eats Fidel Castro
One of the worlds most famous soccer players has become the worlds most famous cannibal. During their last meeting, Diego Maradona lost control over his ravenous appetite and has eaten the president of Cuba, Fidel Castro.
Maradona has been a friend of Fidel Castro and they have been sharing some intimate moments over the past years. But Maradona has been known to more and more loose control over his hunger and has been spotted several times as he ate anything that he could get his hands on. At first he was eating plastic bags and books, but soon he turned his spontaneous interests towards street dogs and cats.
“Many times he would eat about 5-6 pizzas or hamburgers and than he would walk home and get a panic and hunger attack. He would just start running around looking for anything to eat on. At first it was funny but than it became scary. One day he wanted to eat my leather jacket. That was the moment where I had to draw the line. No one can eat my clothes.” said one of Maradona’s friends.
Last night Maradona and Fidel Castro have been eating dinner. Castro has prepared an extraordinary dinner for him - it consisted of about 3 kilos of stakes and about 5 kilos of french fries with various vegetables, fruits and salads arranged in traditional Cuban manner. Maradona was satisfied that as long as he ate but when the food ran the attack took place.
“I do not know what got over me. I ate and I was happy. Suddenly there was no food. And I saw Fidel. He seamed like something I could try to eat. I could not think. I did not see him as a friend, as a person. I jumped and I snapped his neck, like I would snap chicken necks, and I started eating him. He was not very tasty so I mixed it up with some salads.” explained Maradona while he suffered extreme depression from eating his friend.
Maradona is currently held in jail in Havana. His trial will begin next week.
