Laughing infection - a new war excuse?
The horror of the virus is that it also affects children of any age
USA government has discovered a new terrorism treat - a laughing virus.
Laughing virus, say the USA authorities, has been produced by Saudi Arabia and released in the atmosphere some 2 years ago. The virus is triggered by almost anything and the effect vary from person to person. Main symptom is overall silliness, happiness and laughter.
This virus has been designed by Saudi Arabia to lower the productiveness of the Western world and assure more secure domination of Islam. This kind of projects are now classified as terrorism2.0. It seams terrorists are no longer interested in mass murder but media and culture manipulation. They have obviously been inspired by the 60s art movements.
“We can not allow such behaviour. We thought Saudi Arabians were our friends but now we are sure they are not. We have been living in the dark. We have been sleep walking. They have made us into idiots and made fun of us. Now we shall return the punch and conquer Saudi Arabia. Tomorrow our troops will march in and take over the control of the oil fields.” said George Bush, the president of USA.
Tomorrow the USA will take control of yet another country while westerners will be laughing their heads off until a cure is found.
