Kimbo for President of United States
Internet celebrity Kimbo Slice, after he has learned he is not able to run either for Universe or World presidency, has downgraded his ambition to becoming the next President of United States - announced his psychiatrist at the press conference this weekend.
“Kimbo Slice is a man of many talents. On internet he is a fighter but in his neighbourhood he is a caring member that pays attention to every detail. He is also a respected family man that has used his Internet stardom to improve the quality of life for his mother and father and 27 sisters and brothers and all of the 234 of their children.” said Kimbo’s hood bitch.
Kimbo plans to start his electorial campaign in his home state Florida and than to move on to wherever his pocketmoney allows him to. His standings on issues are varied - on some occassions he has expressed negative remarks on mission in Iraq and abortion while once he was recorded to comment that “Iraq women should not be allowed to have abortions, I am strongly for it, if anyone does not like it you can see me in my backyard.”
Kimbo is still maintaing his internet popularity with his Myspace profile and YouTube videos. During his vibrant sports career he has been sponsored by Google, Hummer and the local steroid dealer. There was talk of interest from Nike but nothing is resolved yet.
Kimbo is continuing a long democratic tradition of film, sport and porn stars that gained political power - Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzeneger, Jesse Ventura and Ciccolina have all paved the road for Mr. Slice.
One of the first things Kimbo wants to change when he becomes The President is to make pankration training and competition obligatory in high schools.
