Israel is not a fan of Hezbollah
In a recently conducted poll by Newslose volunteers in Isreal 105.3% of interogated individuals expressed extreme disliking towards Hezbollah.
Hezbollah issued a reply stating that this has been known to them for a while and that they are working on improving their image in Israel but that they will have to continue to engage Israel in the bombing and armed conflicts.
Hezbollah is heavily divided on this issue: one fraction insists that the core mission of the organization (DESTROY ISRAEL AND EVIL WEST) must be maintained at the expense of world wide popularity while the other less dominant fraction is trying to focus on production of wholefoods which would make a world a better place. Both agree that the goal is a better world but their paths are different. Eminent critics predict that eventually these paths will merge into a perfect sinergy of the fast food restaurants (like McDonalds) which would both be tasty and offer salads yet would be harmfull to Israelis and evil westerners.
In their research they found out that McDonalds and tobacco industries have been about 134000% more effective than the Nazi Final Solution when it comes to extermination of Jews and other such unwanted races and nations.
“Unfortunatelly we still have a lot to learn since we are still at the level of bombing each other” says Hezbollah spokesperson.
Israel has started a preparation for the future Hezbollah fast food attack by already teaching preschool classes on which fast food to choose: Subway OK Hezbollah King Burger NOT OK.
