Israel and Hezbollah leaders did not meet
Meeting that was supposed to happen this Friday between Isreali and Hezbollah leaders and was supposed to end the current war did not happen.
Apparently Israel leaders SMSed Hezbollah leaders the time and location but they forgot to mention which day the meeting will take place. Hezbollah leaders assumed that meeting will take place on Saturday instead of Friday but also neglected to confirm the date. Eventually Israel leaders spent the Friday afternoon alone in the rented conference room in a motel on the border with Lebanon, while Hezbollah leaders arrived there the next day, on Saturday afternoon. Motel manager told them that Israel party was there the day before and they tried to check the SMS records again but unfortunatelly they deleted the sms.
Both parties were disapointed.
“We always ate and partied well when we negotiated with Israel, too bad we had this SMS missunderstanding” said one of the secret leaders of Hezbollah.
“All that food went to waste. I packed some for my family back home but still, it was a lot of food, and it was freshly made, hot and greacy, when I took it back it was only a shadow of what it was at the conference room on the border. Well… hopefully soon we will have some more meetings.” said president of Israel.
Both parties said this was one of the last chances to negotiate in peace before “Americans and others” start managing the negotiation process.
“We never eat well with Americans around, they are all about business.” both parties agreed.
In the mean time Israel troops have entered Lebanon and the war continues without any sign of losing pace.
