Hillary Clinton says she is not lesbian but…
Hillary Clinton recently announced she is not lesbian but she added that she enjoys sex with women. This is part of Hillarie’s new campaign: I Am Not But I Am. Goal of this campaign is not to be part of anything while remain friends with everybody.
“I Am Not But I Am is a new type of thing we are trying in political marketing. Everybody was doing it, we are just making it more straight-forward and blunt. ” said Hillary Clinton. “We are also not afraid to experiment during our initial preparation for the campaign and the elections. This is how we show our voters that we mean business!”
Hillary Clinton HQ sent NewsLose.com an I Am Not But I Am list:
Hillary Clinton is not an African American but she does paint herself black, eats cheap food and robs a fast food restaurant every weekend.
Hillary Clinton is not a scuba diver but she does hold submerge her face while taking a bath.
Hillary Clinton is not a geek but she does know Lord of the Rings by heart and owns a custom made Darth Vader costume.
Hillary Clinton is not a cancer survivor but she did break her leg in sixth grade and she met Lance Armstrong in an airport.
Hillary Clinton is not schizophrenic but she does hear the voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi and sometimes follows his advice on foreign policy.
Hillary Clinton is not obese but she does have enough body fat not to make any voters alienated.
Hillary Clinton is not vegan but she does eat some fruits sometimes, mostly in the form of jams, cookies and natural flavourings.
Hillary Clinton is not a republican but she does not like the lack of discipline and firm guidance in the nation.
Hillary Clinton is not sub-100-IQ-voter but she is a bit slower when it comes to math, reading or anything else that involves symbols like letters and numbers or requires more than 4 seconds of mental focus.
Hillary Clinton never suffered from mid-life crisis but she feels pointless, lost and lonely and is trying to compensate that by taking control of the world.
Hillary Clinton is not a Harley Davidson rider but she did see Tour de France.
“I hope that more voters will relate to me inspire of my lack of courage to publicly accept membership in their sub-cultures. Our culture is made of many sub-cultures, and these subcultures are made of even more sub-sub-cultures. Sub-sub-cultures are even more fragmented into sub-sub-sub-cultures. Political marketing these days relies of targeting each voter individually which means we must get down and dirty and try to relate to each of these sub-sub-sub-cultures. For this purpose I have been digging deep inside of me and I have managed to find elements of each of these behavioural patterns in me. Now I am expressing them to the public and I hope more people will be able to relate to me and support me.” Concluded Hillary Clinton.
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