George Bush might get angry
George Bush officially announced today that if he does not win the presidency in 2008 he will get angry.
Immediatelly as he was told about the rising popularity of Democratic party he got upset and organized the press conference all by himself. On that conference he made the follow public address:
“Dear Americans. I am George Bush, your president. Recently I have been hearing a lot about the possibility of me not being a president for another four years and frankly this worries me. I have started a lot of wonderful projects and I must remain in the office to finalize them. Therefore I have to warn everybody that I will get very angry if I am not elected as your president again in 2008. Thank you for your support.”
George Bush was only later explained that he will not be able to run for president again so he became very motivated to change the laws and allow himself to remain in office. One of the reasons why he started communicating with Russian President Vladimir Putin and wife of Serbian dictator Slobodan Milosevic, is to investigate the strategies to remain in office as long as possible.
“Even though Putin and Milosevic are our enemies, or at least could be our or were our enemies, we as a nation, and especially me as a president motivated to stay in the office forever, can learn from them. I am only sorry that I hastily allowed Saddam Hussein to be executed before I had an opportunity to learn more about his strategies of mas manipulation.” added George Bush during his next self-organized public address.
George Bush is currently working hard on his preparations for his next elections during his stay in Holyday Inn next to his favourite Six Flags Magic Mountain near Los Angeles.
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