George Bush is depressed

Depressed individuals hide their sadness very effectively
George Bush, President of United States of America, has became depressed after he has seen images of Saddam’s execution.
On the morning of Monday 8th January, 2007, George Bush has announced in a White House conference that he has been feeling very down since he has seen the photo of Saddam Hussein execution and since he was informed that Saddam is no longer alive. He was not able to sleep and lost the will to conduct his work. He had problems with concentration and sudden loss of appetite. Overall thought of death and demise have been dominating his mind.
This was most evident few days ago when he ate only four eggs and half a stake for breakfast and than played a horrible game of golf with Lance Armstrong. Lance sensed the emotional troubles of his golf buddy and has inquired about his feelings. George Bush just kept quiet and started to cry.
“I was always active. I never knew about depression. This is the first time it struck me. I am sorry that my nation has to suffer this. I wish it happened when I was not a leader of the free world. But it just happened. When I saw the photo of Saddam I realized that he is a human being and that he will be dead few minutes after that. I felt so sorry for him. I killed him. It is the first time I realized the consequences of my actions. It is devastating. I was always isolated from this. I did not get it. Now it just came to me. This man is dead.” announced George Bush in a public speech.
“I feel I should die too. I know this is wrong but that is how I feel.” Bush concluded.
It is not certain whether George Bush will be able to continue his job of being the President of United States of America. Many activist groups and various prominent individuals are expressing many different opinions on this surprising situation.
Most interesting is the conclusion of Iraq rebels that consider this ultimate Saddam’s victory.