Corporation solves world hunger
FAT2POOR Inc. claims that it has found a solution for world hunger.
Their project consist of liposuction of obese and overweight people in western countries and transporting that human fat tissue and either feeding it to the poor or putting it in their bodies so they can use it immediatelly as an energy source without digesting.
Clinical trials have passed with flying colors and the procedure is patented and open for commercial use. Thousands of fat westerners have applied for the procedure in order to both solve their personal issues and help solve one of the worlds biggest problems.
Procedure must be paid both by those who give the fat and those that take it although most of these costs will be covered by government institutions. For example fat westerners’ liposuction costs will be covered by their medical insurance while poor people’s costs will be covered by their governments as well which will get even more in debt again towards western countries. FAT2POOR Inc. (NASDAQ: FTOP) makes money in both cases.
However the choice of food or lipo induction for poor people offers them two cost options. Food is cheaper and comes in forms of Pizza Hut pizza, McDonalds hamburger or KFC chicken. These companies have been making food out of god knows what for decades so making it out of human fat was not a challenge and they were happy to jump on board and participate in the project. Also this will increase brand value in the developing world signficantly.
Other form is lipo induction which costs 1000 times more and requires a telescope and a gas station - something not easily available in Ethiopian desert.
This whole project was a brainstorm of Nobel prise winner, Dr. Joseph Smith: “I was walking one day down the street and I saw a very fat guy and a very thin guy and I first had very quick sexual fantasy (as you know men mostly think about sex) but than I realized that it is stupid to make clothes in so many different sizes and how easy it would be to make clothes that can change size, and than I thought about 56 other things and at the end I decided that I should solve the world hunger. Next week it was my son’s 18th birthday and I gave him a liposuction and told the doctors to keep the fat for me. I ate it with some rye bread and orange juice and it was great, I was full all day. So I decided to make it into a company and I spoke to some government people and now there is FAT2POOR Inc. Next step would be to make huge underground pipes that would directly transport the fat from western to undeveloped world. It would make the whole thing much more efficient because now we have a problem with fat preservation during transport.”
