Borat and Vinokourov promote cossack lifestyle

Kazakhstan journalist Borat and Kazakhstan professional cyclist Alexander Vinonourov have joined forces to raise the awarness of the dieing cossack lifestyle.
Cossack lifestyle is a nomad lifestyle that has been established in the wast praries of western Asia (territories of Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan and other such countries). Men have a strong relationship both to women and horses and they all live in tents.
Borat and Vinokourov have decided to produce a project called “Ten Million Horses with ten million men”. Project will take place in New York City and will consist of ten million men riding ten million horses (each man will ride one horse). Sponsor of this project will be both Kakhstan government and Paris Hilton (she is dating both Borat and Vinokourov at the moment).
“We are starting preparation now. There will be a lot of work. Imagine how much shit there will be after ten million horser ride through the streets of New York.” said the mayor of New York City.
“I just love this kind of stuff ever since I was at the shooting of Taras Bulba. This is why I love them both so much. I wish they could be one person so I would not need to split my love in half but a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do.” commented Paris Hilton.
The event will take place on 11th September, 2007.
“We realize it is not a perfect date but it is also the birthday of my grandmother’s sister and I promissed her we will do it than.” explained Vinokourov.