Archive for January, 2007

Genetic engineering makes pee nutritious

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

orange juice

Scientists in Germany have designed a new feature in humans though genetic engineering. They will be able to design the nutrition content of the urine of people.

“I personally was always bothered by the prices of orange juice. I drink it every morning so I need to buy it regularly. Millions of people need to buy orange juice regularly because they all drink it in the morning. First thing we do is get our orange juice out of the fridge or we squeeze the oranges and than we go for the coffee. We also take a pee in the morning. So I found a way to connect these two and save people some daily costs.” said the chief scientists of the German Institute of Genetics, Dr. Dieter Hasnokok. (more…)

George Bush is depressed

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

George Bush
Depressed individuals hide their sadness very effectively

George Bush, President of United States of America, has became depressed after he has seen images of Saddam’s execution.

On the morning of Monday 8th January, 2007, George Bush has announced in a White House conference that he has been feeling very down since he has seen the photo of Saddam Hussein execution and since he was informed that Saddam is no longer alive. He was not able to sleep and lost the will to conduct his work. He had problems with concentration and sudden loss of appetite. Overall thought of death and demise have been dominating his mind. (more…)

Loose 10 kilos in a day

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Low BMI amputee

One of the recent mainstream obsessions recently is the Body Mass Index (BMI). It represents the ration between body height and body weight. The lower it is the less fatter the person is. (more…)