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Newslose.com has conducted an independent research into natural food colorants.

As we all know food made in factories and for supermarkets, the kind that can be eaten even several weeks after it is made, sometimes even months and years, would be quite horrible if it was not improved by natural colors and tastes. The scientific wonder of these natural additives has been crucial in our civilization, it allows manufacturers to produce cheap food and allows us to consume the same food with great tastes - something that was available only to emperors thousand years ago.
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Last week, after a long period of research by their Labs Dept., our colleagues at Reuters has decided to initiate a new policy in news distribution. They have decided to report the truth.

In the first few days of truth the audience was totally confused because the news made no sense and was not related to anything and was totally out of place. Most of the public immediatelly expressed first disorientation, extreme anger and finally complete clinical depression. However the sales of Reuters syndications increased ten fold.
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Matt Groening was outraged today to find out that Chinese production company has produced an illegal copy of Simpsons called Mim Psons.

Shows has the same characters, design, plots and gags as the original Simpsons but is in Chinese and features adjusted names and oriental face featres. For example Homer Simpson is Gomer Mim Pson, Bart Simpson is Burt Mim Pson, Marge Simpson is Zar Gee Mimp Son, Barney is Marney, and Moe is Mau. Show is produced and designed by Maht Groh Ning.

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