Hardon swimmer

June 23rd, 2009

swimmer erection

John Neil is a champion swimmer, 50m freestyle Beijing Olympic Games finalist and a USA National. However, he has a problem…

Due to increased adrenalin before and during competitions he experiences uncontrollable erections and was forced to race with erections.

This very particular medical condition has been tolerated by swimming authorities, other competitors and audiences… untill now. John Neil has been finally asked not to compete anymore by FINA, worldwide swimming authority. Given reason is that it is unpleasant to present the audiences to his large erection.

Fina officials commented: “There you go! We finally said it! We can not have a guy with such an erection on TV and in major competitions. I agree - it did increase popularity of the sport - instead of 25 000 viewers per competition now we have about 750 000 viewers whenever John is competing… but still… we can not allow this. It makes some people uncomfortable and it needs to stop. We have turned our heads the other way for far too long.”

John Neil also commented: “There is not much I can do. I have to respect the decision of FINA. I love swimming but this is how I am. I will try some other sports, I have been already offered good deals to try gymnastics and bowling… they insisted I compete in speedos which is fine by me.”

You can see John Bowl in speedos on ESPN live every Saturday night.

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Joe O’Connell has seen the advertising for Navy Seals and was very impressed. He has played shooter and war videogames all his life and has enjoyed most of the war movies he has seen. He also likes to work out and be fit and always liked team sports. Navy Seals was a natural choice for him so he enlisted.

But after few months he realized he made a mistake and decided to leave the programme.

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